And Tonight's award goes to..

for most fcuked up dream ever...

ME!!!

Yea....Okay, it started like this...I was walking about when i was approached by a black man about having to put a tube from my butt to my mouth in order to give birth.

I really don't think that I was going to be giving birth to humans and the whole thing was just a bit off. There was going to be people around me that were going to help, but I was a bit confused as to what. Hold me down as I unearthed a monster?

It felt like i was only the surigate mother and that I wasnt going to be keeping these newborns to myself. I was persuaded to lie down and when i felt that it was coming near to the time, i would call in the troops to stick the tube up my booty and out my mouth.

I then dreamt that i was a soldier of sometype, going through rooms of the ex-presidents, but the thing was it only got up to about a little past Lincoln, who was the 16th president. I would pop into rooms and see younger people working on saying speeches that the presidents said and there were big crowds. Megan McLeod, school mate that was also big into the Beatles, was the one acting in this one as well as wearing a suit. I half thought that I could do the same.

There was this oversized fellow that was frozen in fight position as I neared a place that looked like my house at home and he has a battle ax/shears and was attacking people. It was a bit like a battle field but i couldnt be too sure. I felt an overwhelming sense that the world was going to be coming to an end.

There was an atomic explosion or so i thought and there was a girl that i was chatting with and an overhead voice describing what was going on. It was a bit weird, but i remember the colour of the cloud being orange.

I was running about when all of a sudden I was sitting in my living room, with a few people i didnt know, a girl AND a guy on the couch and my mom walking about. I was going to be paid 15,000 for my time in the army and i was planning in my head to pay off my loan and i just fucked up in real life...

*some time later*

I forgot to schedule a payment for one of my loans...the stupid ass thing to do was that its scheduled to be paid on a sunday, so i dont understand as to why that should be the case...The bank isnt going to authorize the payment until the next working business day....so, now...i have to pay about 20 more dollars a month, cuz of my fuck up.

*dies*