Due to graphic nature, if you do not have a strong stomach or get grossed out easily, please, I REPEAT, please do not proceed in the reading of the following content.
PS..I am only human.
Thank you.
Jen
So, this morning, as I am surfing the technological wave, I am sitting on the bed.
Just minding my own business, I felt the need to cut the cheese. While in doing so, I notice to my surprise that not only am i starting to pass gas, butt also unleash the hounds. So, in the hysteria, I rannnnnnnnn to the toilet and feared the worst to come.
With narrow, half closed eyes, I examined the damage...NO STREAKS!!
Woot! It was just a mere warning and all was safe in the neighbourhood....THank Buddha!!
The End.
3 comments:
hahaha....glad i could be of service...:-p
Damn! I was hoping to see the word "sharted" in this post.
hahahah! <3
hahaha...that is a good way to put it...
sharted....like shattering of the deed.
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