I got this in an email forward from a family friend.
This family friend is also a masseuse(AN EXCELLENT ONE!)
I usually feel quite drugged after a session.:-p
How we met was a bit funny/cute.
Her son, Dean was in my E.T. 1st grade class, circa 1986-87.
I had long hair at the time and more often than not, he would be sitting behind me in class.
I guess he had the habit of playing with my hair and the teacher noticed.
So, in order for there not to be any weird issues, when parent-teacher conference were going on, my teacher
informed both our parents about the situation and if there were any issues with that.
I mean, heck I don't mind people playing with my hair, as long as they arent pulling it.:-p
So, that's how we all met.....,< warning:pun alert> the root of it all!
ANYWHO...here is the forward....I think it has a nice adage at the end.:-)
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race
The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the follo wing headline
the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buri ed the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!
Have
a nice day!
3 comments:
Hahhaa, good one, and what a wonderful moral!
Neat hair story and funny joke. (I needed a funny joke about now)
Thank you, Jen, for your kind words as I work to regain my health from these maladies that have me down. I think the cat and I are going to take a catnap now.
Hey Vishwa! Yea...I like the story as well.:-p
Nick--Yea...I hope you feel better! And the best naps are those with cats. They get all nice and warm, and radiate a nice sleepy heat, not to mention they look so restful.:-)
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